(Sorry, RyRy, this one comes from CF LV)
“I mean, if I’m going to come, and pay for it, I better fucking feel it!”
This is a collection of gems and saying by my charismatic CrossFit Coach with guest appearances from his athletes. Any similarities to actual events or people is purely coincidental.
What kind of crazy shit does your crossfit coach say?
Between Athletes
Haley, one of the first members I met almost a year ago, Rx’ing a wod w double unders!
Dropping in. The whiteboard from CrossFit Drive in San Ramon, CA.
"Coach and Emo Joe’s nuts are not longer on speaking terms."
— Athlete summing up the incident that included air squats, a road cone and a bored Coach.
I’m not sure why 1) people would use coach’s ped egg, 2) coach just doesn’t put it away so no one else uses it and mostly 3) whether or not what coach wrote to deter athletes is true
858 dopplegangers
| Coach to class: |
| who does he remind you of (class looks over to new member)? |
| No nickname Phil: |
| Obama? |
| Coach: |
| No that's racists. He looks like Nick Cannon |
Spectating the regionals is arguably as exhausting as participating. But no way am i going to argue w these ladies.
"Who’s gonna do it against the wall? …(pause)…who’s going to be doing their hand stand push ups against the wall and who is scale?"
— Coach finding his filter.
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